G'day Punters and welcome to the Unofficial MFB, the website where we air the dirty washing (and
believe me, the "job" has plenty) in a healthy and open atmosphere.
Remember that this site relies on YOUR contributions, so feel free to pass-on any facts, snippets and rumours you
may have heard (even you OTIS), feel free to dig the dirt, take the piss and have a bit of a laugh at the expense of the some
of dickheads, scabs and wankers who delude themselves into thinking that they actually run our much beloved MFB.
As most of our contributers actually come from ther higher ranks of the MFB (surprise, surprise), or their non-uniformed
staff who put up with them, people who feel jaded and well and trully "fucked over" by those at the top who have
connived, bullshitted and sucked their way to the top then turned on their own. Only when they reach there they
haven't got a fucking clue what to actually do to run the job properly (hi Tony). We have to be vewy vewy cawefull (sorry
Wascally Wabbit) we dont divulge the true identity of our informers, although most of them are easy to pick...they're
the ones with dunny seats on their shoulders who are back in the "cammo gear" (blue shirts for you civies) with he rest of
us shit kickers....well done boys.
What's New?
Well, after our latest EB shitfight (we won, they lost....but in the end we don't forget what those pricks put us
through to achieve a modest, fair and just pay raise for those of us putting our lives on the line while those fucking
asswipes ride on the backs of our achievments and get their 20 grand bonuses etc)....yeh I know, we have to get over
it cause apparently we're all one big happy family again now.....pigs fucking ass we are!!!!!
Anyway, where was I...Oh yes...what's new! Well the shiney new Burnley Street Complex (shrine to burocratic
fuckwits) seems to be shaping up as the latest shitfight we're going to have to have. And when I say shitfight, I mean
it litterally....Apparently every time they dig a hole down there there finding more shit (SHIT...a technical term meaning
stuff that will kill you) in the ground than the Training College dunnies before an SO's yard exam.
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